LADIES SHOULD REALIZE...

LADIES, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH OTHER GUYS. BUT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO US, AND SOME RANDOM GUY WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND YOU JUMP UP AND TACKLE HIM, WITHOUT EVEN INTRODUCING US, YEAH, IT PISSES US OFF. IT DOESN'T HELP IF YOU SIT THERE AND TALK TO HIM FOR TEN MINUTES WITHOUT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT WERE STILL THERE. WE DON'T CARE IF A GUY CALLS OR TEXTS YOU, BUT AT 2 IN THE MORNING WE DO GET A LITTLE CONCERNED. NOTHING IS THAT IMPORTANT AT 2 A.M. THAT IT CAN'T WAIT 'TIL MORNING. ALSO, WHEN WE TELL YOU'RE PRETTY, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, CUTE, STUNNING, WE FREAKIN' MEAN IT. DONT TELL US WERE WRONG. WELL STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU. THE SEXIEST THING ABOUT A GIRL IS CONFIDENCE. YEAH, YOU CAN QUOTE ME. DON'T BE MAD WHEN WE HOLD THE DOOR OPEN. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MOOD I'M IN. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DONT FEEL BAD, WE ENJOY DOING IT. IT'S EXPECTED. SMILE AND SAY THANK YOU. KISS US WHEN NO ONES WATCHING. IF YOU KISS US WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEBODYS LOOKING, WE'LL BE MORE IMPRESSED. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP FOR US. IF WERE GOING OUT WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL THE NEED TO WEAR THE SHORTEST SKIRT YOU HAVE OR PUT ON EVERY KIND OF MAKE UP YOU OWN. WE LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE AND NOT WHAT YOU ARE. HONESTLY, I THINK A GIRL LOOKS MORE BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHES JUST IN HER PJS OR MY SHIRT AND BOXERS, NOT ALL DOLLED UP. DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING WE SAY SERIOUSLY. SARCASM IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. SEE THE BEAUTY IN IT. DON'T GET ANGRY EASILY. STOP USING MAGAZINES OR MEDIA AS YOUR BIBLE. DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW HOT CHRIS BROWN, BRAD PITT, OR JESSE MCCARTNEY IS INFRONT OF US. IT'S BORING AND WE DON'T CARE. YOU HAVE FRIENDS FOR THAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORDS HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL? I'D BE UTTERLY STUNNED BY A GIRL WHO GREETED ME WITH HEY HANDSOME! INSTEAD OF HEY BABY, STUD, CUTIE, SEXY OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF. ON THE OTHER HAND I'M NOT SAYING I WOULDN'T LIKE IT EITHER. GIRLS, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: IF YOU AREN'T TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY ASS, HE'S A DISGRACE TO THE MALE POPULATION AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. SOMEONE WHO WILL HONOR YOUR MORALS. SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR LOWEST. SOMEONE WHO WILL CARE FOR YOU EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE MISTAKES. SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU, NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU MAKE THEM FEEL. SOMEONE WHO WILL STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING JUST TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYES... AND SAY I LOVE YOU.. AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT.